I'm a fun loving male aged and ripe for the pickin'.

I love to doodle with my noodle and I love a real cock-tease.
Only the manliest men can handle my frailty.

I love to eat spaghetti and suck on ramen. The sauce is good too.
Hint. Hint. I love orgasming on your beard.

A big BEAR. RAWRWRWRRWRW!!!!!
Someone with more hair that I can twist my fingers in.
Anal is a must. I like it RUFF RUFF Baybay!
My ideal sexual companion will consist of minor whinning and more squeeling.
Must be above "more than" average I like to feel it smack the back wall.