I'm an intelligent, sensual woman who's been off the market for a long time. I work a weird schedule and have no time to meet anyone. I'm sane, cautious, serious and funny with a deep, long-burning fire when it comes to sex. I love kisses that last for hours with someone who knows what they're doing...not just thinks they do. I love hands and mouths and getting lost.

I've lived in a few places around the US and traveled alone through Europe and the MidEast for 6 1/2 months when I was 39. I don't know how to drive. I smoke cigarettes and prefer smokers or smoker-friendly people. I drink so little that I say I don't drink at all and only light or non-drinkers are welcome here.

I'd like to meet someone who's been there/done that and who is now on the other side of most of their major life issues. Someone with a misspent youth is preferred, as there's no other way to understand mine. I like smart people with common sense and a slightly twisted view of life. I'm not looking for love or romance or even serious dating, just someone to spend some interesting time with and have fun....if more develops, that's icing on the cake. Great sense of humor required, please.

BTW...someone who understands and/or appreciates female ejaculation and doesn't mind somewhat messy, uninhibited encounters is more than welcome.