You probably thought that you'd never find someone like me here, did you? Are you sick and tired of reading personal ads that say things like, "I like watching movies and going to nice restaurants"? What did they leave out? That they like breathing, too? I promise that I won't bore you with such comments. Instead, I will bore you in other ways! :-) I won't tell you that I like having fun, traveling, and walks on the beach. You've probably read lots of similar personal ads that really tell you nothing about the person. Instead, I will give you a glimpse into what makes me different from all the others who are vying for your attention. If you spend the next minute reading my profile, you will see that I am not right for everyone, but I may be a great match for you. You are about to meet someone who is realistic and down-to-earth, not dreamy and looking for Prince Charming. Do you want to meet someone who knows how to have fun and enjoy life? My friends say that I am even lovelier on the inside than I am on the outside. If there is one thing you should know about me, it is that I have the looks of a model but the brains of a professor. I firmly believe that life is meant to be enjoyed. My life motto is: smile and people will always wonder what you're up to. Physically, I think my best feature is my . . . well, you'll find out, and when you do, you will love it!

I am looking for someone who is competent, clean-cut, educated, and low-maintenance. He should be friendly, tender, loving, kind, easygoing, affectionate, pleasant, thoughtful, caring, supportive, considerate, compassionate, helpful, attentive, responsive, flip, and sincere. I also value cheerfulness, warmth, loyalty, character, honesty, integrity, passion, spontaneity, responsibility, playfulness, generosity, courage, open-mindedness, independence, patience, and individuality.